so fucking stupid that meds literally work. “swallow this pebble it makes you think” hateful
i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles
don’t forget to swallow your pebbles today girls
When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to “become a youtuber” but you must remind yourself that it’s probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn’t cross.
bringing this one out of the comments cause. yeah.
#1 thing you can do to be a better driver is to be at peace with going the wrong direction for a little while.
like it is not the end of the world if you miss your turn. all the roads are connected to all the other roads. you will find your way very quickly.
unless you’re experiencing a genuine emergency, dont even think about making a sudden movement, ESPECIALLY across one or more lanes, just to avoid missing a turn
just relax. be at peace with the way the universe has led you. who knows you might discover something you never would have seen, like a nice restaraunt or a park you didn’t know about. just. fucking relax
OMG this. You want to help improve road safety? this. A few extra minutes to “make a block” and circle around is worth it.
This also goes if you’re the passenger!!! Don’t ruin relationships over missed turns, cause it happens.
from this article, which is well worth the read, if only for the fun of seeing zuck get dunked on
i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics
Black panther poster. Just as relevant today
IF YOU’RE UNEMPLOYED
IT’S NOT BECAUSE
THERE ISN’T ANY WORK
JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME. POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE.
ASK YOURSELF, WHAT KINDS OF A WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS? IT’S A WORLD WERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, A WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SAT- ISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR G6OVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE’S PR0FITS, THE WORK WON’T GET DONE.
“sorry that probably doesn’t make much sense” <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation
“you get what I mean.” <- for unparsable non sequiturs
“as you do” <- for incredibly eccentric and even impossible actions
oh ok
“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry